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Milk Demotivational Poster

DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk

Buy An E? -

TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -

TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.25/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!

TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


NOT TO BRAG BUT - I cooked my own breakfast this morning...

THROUGH THE NOSE TEST - yep, that one's funny

TAGS: milk nose
Rating: 4.08/5

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Spoiled Milk -

TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.07/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 11:11 am
Let's do a parody of the California milk commercials: "Spoiled milk comes from pissed-off cows. Pissed-off cows come from New Jersey!"


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" d*** right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


STARRY, STARRY NIGHT. - Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.

THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.

TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

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ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.



TAGS: kitchen appliances keep on smiling milkman
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
If he asks if you have a webcam just say no.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:11 pm
You're welcome pretty lady..........I'm not being a p*** (right now)...I just like having women on Motifake.
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 11:54 am
I 5'd it...funny stuff.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:52 am
he said slant
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:51 am

nice to have a womans slant on things.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 11:11 pm

funny. I think I will run the "dairy pillows" line on my wife.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, apparently, you're approving. Thanks for this site... it's a good outlet.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:28 pm
I have never been known for good taste. My weak posters prove it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Thanks again! But unfortunately, this will never be a 5'er. Besides, we all know that postive feedback is the best.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
This was great. 5 dirty pillows
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thanks for the positive comments!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:35 pm
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
hehehe, "dairy pillows", 5L


COWS - "lets yank on them dangly things and drink wat comes out" that is how people began drinking cow milk

MILK - Two days before the invention of the wheel, two weeks before space travel.


SHAKE - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge

ingredients -

TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.


TAGS: september challenge milk i drink your milksnake
Rating: 3.51/5

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Guest091 - September 5, 2009, 6:42 am
And the surprising part about this is milksnakes aren't venomous and hardly attack humans. But to still scare the **** of humans for just being what it is in this pic is humorous.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 5:43 pm
Actually there are plenty of places for us Canadians to act tough -- just no one takes us seriously there either. So sit tight (something tells me yer a natural at that), I'll calling in an bag o' milk airstike to your location.
MOTIFAKE.com - September 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
The ONE place canadians can act tough apparently (see moron below)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:12 am
When you're right. You're right.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:10 am
Fine.... wh***... There I said it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:48 am
Not again... Can't I just take ONE nap and wake up with my soul where I left it??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:47 am
AK!!!!! sorry bud, but I just traded your soul for whiskey. Bunny might sell it back to you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:46 am
Semantics......you're a cornhole. Not a milkhole but nobody pointed that out....except me....but I'm drunk.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:44 am
Lighten up, alkoholger. And next time, comment BEFORE you make a tunnel concerning his mistake...
alkoholger - September 4, 2009, 6:38 am
Funny. Although you fail. Thats a cornsnake. Not a milksnake.
Colonel Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
"Melikes!" You Sirrr have an entirley deplorable want of snake pride. Maybe we should take up a collection and purchase one of them garter snakes and present it to you as our way of commemorating your public declaration of serpentine inferiority.
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:55 pm
I like it Logic!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean - September 3, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's "Colonel" to you, Sirrr.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
....LOL Sean!!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
And for you to dare suggest that he could (assuming we glue his little salamander arms back on) hold a candle to my Blinky (he has a hereditary nervous condition) is an insult to my entire clan. So retract your claim of serpentine superiority post haste!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
I say I say Sirrrr that all those who hold veracity in high esteem must recoil in horror at the perpetration of the allegation that this syphilitic second rate salamander amputee could favorably compare to even the most tattered of moldy old boot laces.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:15 pm
Genius! You bastard. Love it.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Worse, this song has been in my head all day with THOSE LYRICS!!! And cause I'm feeling mean today, next time you listen to 'Bad Moon Rising', tell me if it doesn't sound like they are saying, "There's a bathroom on the right".
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
Oh come ON! I JUST got it out of my head and you had to go and comment on it. JEEZ!
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Unintended consequence of this poster? This song has been playing in my head for hours!!!

MILK - Mama's is still the bomb

TAGS: milk fat funny mama
Rating: 2.02/5

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Taylor - August 21, 2008, 4:11 pm
Ph**oshop you suck at it

MILK - It comes from oxes now

TAGS: milk oxes gripherje
Rating: 1.79/5

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EliteDoom - August 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Don't you mean "bulls"?

CUBBY'S BAR & GRILL - I've pulled her hair. I've given her frogs. She still doesn't seem to care.

TAGS: bar milk bear frogs hair
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:07 am
Women. When you want to pull their hair, they say "Hey! Where's that frog you promised?" And when you give 'em a frog, they look at you like you should be pullin' their hair instead. Women. They don' know what they want. Cubby 'll tell ya.
Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:33 pm
If you really want to show you care, wait a few years and then pop her bra strap.
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 9:08 am
very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
I don't know what you are doing wrong... It always works for Cubby. 5 froggys.



TAGS: got milk
Rating: 4.17/5

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TAGS: september challenge i just milked in my underwear
Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers


TAGS: spilled milk crying beer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:26 am
Amen to that!

SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!

TAGS: spilled milk is very upsetting
Rating: 1.83/5

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murderblade - January 14, 2009, 12:54 am
always find an emo kid to cry about it some where.

MILK - Corey's got it...

TAGS: milk
Rating: 1.79/5

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TAGS: sadist torture kids milk
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 28, 2013, 7:21 am

Way back when, I got in trouble with my sis for giving my neices 'special M&Ms' - dark chocolate covered espresso beans. Fun times.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 1:26 am
…..and all you have is coffee…and sugar…and their parents are on the way to pick them up. Heh Heh

coconut water -


TAGS: no crying over spilt milk
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:01 am
Which one did you "spill milk" on?


TAGS: never say yes milkshake rhinos
Rating: 4.57/5

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Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
There's a couple thousand rules about just that f.ex NEVER use the words But, if, lose, weight, hate, love, what. You are suicidal if do.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
And never pause to consider your answer either. 5L


TAGS: its jake day got milk
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:20 pm
I swear. Tom Selleck doesn't age.
R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 1:18 pm
Aint she a sweety? Don't cross her though, she'll cut ya!

RATS! - I dropped my pacifier!


TAGS: cheese milk
Rating: 3.74/5

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Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 9:46 pm
Yesssssss - cheeeeezzzzeee - 5 lions 4 u!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:02 pm
5 lactose-intolerant lions!


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches t**** in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L

WEATHER REPORT - Warm and clear with a slight chance of milk!

T.M.I. -

TAGS: september challenge milk straight from the ***
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:41 am
It's made for drinking... don't you s******?

HEY BILL - That's not milk.


TAGS: september challenge milk carton with missing mooooo
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


TAGS: life time day beer joke milk
Rating: 2.94/5

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.... - May 3, 2009, 10:22 am
people have started wars for less...


S.F.W. - Pretty much the only creamy pie you will find on Motifake.

CUBBYROBOT - He likes to give his milk to kids.

TAGS: cubbyrobot milk kids
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 7, 2009, 11:35 am
boo...I ain't no p***bear

CANADA - Because here, we sell milk in BAGS. Yes, BAGS.

BAGGED MILK - Yes Canada Has It

TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.31/5

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GOT (FUTURE) MILK?? - Prime wants it and he will used forse to get it.

TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.25/5

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Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:40 pm
Uh... how about you do one?
Grammar Nazi - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Forse? Fail. Go to the oven.
sarcasm - September 3, 2009, 7:45 pm

HOMO MILK - its a sin

TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.06/5

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IP - August 30, 2008, 11:28 am
An excellent source of calcium ...or protein?

MY MILKSHAKE - It's better than yours

BAGGED MILK - Safer for Wal*Mart Door Greeters.

MILKY WAY DARK - Gotta Love that Nouggett

TAGS: milky way
Rating: 1.75/5

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Desecrated Scotch Glass -

TAGS: milk memory moo your mom i mean mind full
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 29, 2015, 8:10 pm
LUUUV this Greeny! Its weird, have to think about it for a minute, but excellent! 5L

Quila Kitty Says -

TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !

'Em -

TAGS: is for milk
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 21, 2015, 11:46 pm
It's a rough life when you have to use that "powdered stuff" in your Caucasians.
Bandit5906 - April 21, 2015, 10:56 pm
5L Reminds me of my ex!
GaryO - April 21, 2015, 2:57 pm
Thanx con. A bit of a mild one this time. I see a bit of white lower left edge...didn't see that when submitting
concern3 - April 21, 2015, 2:08 pm
Beautiful a 5er

Punk'd -

TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute clockwork orange milk hormones estrogen prank
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:15 pm
My pleasure :))
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 8:31 am
love it, UP yours, Thanks

Willing To Share -

TAGS: song milkshake boys yard hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:52 pm
Not sure if that's an ewww or bahaha...size matters! Thanks Canna ya got bals!
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 10:32 pm
Hey, baby, my straw reaches across the room.

Would He...? -

TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute snowhite milk
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2016, 10:18 pm
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling . . . .
JesusWept - May 10, 2016, 1:55 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:03 pm
Oh by the way, UP Yours
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:01 pm
I hope not, But probably wood

The Economy -


Prep Work -

TAGS: milk cow
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:34 pm
LOL! I live in cattle country! Toooo funny!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!

Overwhelmed? -